From: R75slash6 at aol dot com

Date: May 17, 2006 12:17:44 PM EDT

To: camtiggers at camtigger dot org

Subject: [Camtiggers] ride to eat

ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSTART yr Bodies, yr Souls & yr Ride

The CamTigger/OutRider Alert

Cambridge, Massachusetts   May 16, 2006

Ok Yankee Beemers, Friends of Yankee Beemers, CamTiggers, OutRiders,

BikrBoyz, BikrGurls, Goths (Visi and Ostro), Milesians, Druids, Vandals and

All Other WannaBees……………………………WHERE WERE YOU GUYZ

LAST MONTH…???? So it rained some……The GraWun was ready, Rich

“The Bookist” McElroy was mounted & we rode to the 117/27 convocation

looking for Riders……….. Nothing …. Not a single wheel, not even the sound

of the true spirit of the Yankee Beemer Ride to Eat, Eat to Ride ethos.

A mournful, woeful and inadequate state of affairs asking for Atonement.

Your opportunity for remedy is SUNDAY MAY 21, 2006

We will leave Cambridge from the DunkinDonutDump on rte 16 west,

aka the Alewife Brook Parkway, near Fresh Pond, opposite the WholeFood

Empire……….at 6:30AM, yup six-thirty , in glorious daylight

The newly restored, remounted, reformed Old Town Crier,

Karl Neugebauer (say New Gebauer if yr a Gringo, say Noy Gebauer if

yr a  committed Bayerische Motor Werke  addict.) mounted on his

hot new ride (a K100RS)  will lead us to:

The intersection of rtes 117 & 27 in Maynard, where we will fall in with

the  world renowned, beloved and notorious OutRiders. Together we will

leave at about 7: 00AM  for a sixty minute YOTC (Ye Old Town Crier)

mystery ride to Ashland where we will pillage, plunder and rape the Buffet Table

at Stone’s Publick House.This is sometimes known as the monthly YankeeBeemer ChokeDown and HowDoYouDo. Those who fail to participate in this

Atonement Ritual will enjoy a visit from a wrathful god who will inflict  

remorse, regret and contrition on yr woeful souls.

So………… gas’em, grease’em, buff’em, shine’em & ride’em to EAT

                     And remember EAT to RIDE.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEND

The GraWun yr Hmbl&Dvtd Factotum            05 16 06

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